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NAME: Minnie
DOB: 16 novembre
GENDER: Female
TAGGING: gilipollez, daryni, squatpilgrimvstheworld, flamingokitty22




FOOD: There’s a fruit in the home country that is very #rare. It’s literally called stinkin foot, it’s brown, shaped like a foot, and smells like a stinky foot. You have to open it with a hammer. It is not my favorite food but i thought that was a cooler story than telling you that I like to eat raw salmon.

MOVIE: Crazy Stupid Love is cute and funny.  But honestly? Accepted is the only movie in the world. I’ve been obsessed since I was a kid and justin long is a cool protagonist in anything. Speaking of, I want to watch Tusk really bad.
TV SHOWS: Seinfeld. I DVR episodes of it and watch them all. Do you even know how many networks have Seinfeld syndication rights?  At least two.
BAND: Does Das Racist count? I still fuck with their first two tapes.
PLACE: My bed. I do everything here. Also the ocean.
SCHOOL SUBJECT: law, marketing, communications.
ACTOR: Justin Long, Kevin Spacey, Chris D’elia.
ACTRESS: Mena Suvari, Amy P, Tina Fey

SIBS: 1 sister
DREAM JOB: Ya girl has been thinking about law school, but I don’t see myself as a lawyer. My dream job would be just getting every degree possible, probably teaching too. Also owning my own PR agency would be cool. brb writing self-fiction about what that would be like. Or Olivia Pope.
FEAR: failure, bugs and shit, the skeleton war.
PIERCINGS: two on each earlobe, one on my nose, futurely i will have a vertical labret and nobody can stop me.
LANGUAGES: English, and I can tell you to fuck off, and to shove it up your ass in french. I know how to read and write korean but my vocab is strictly food-related. 


reason behind my url: i was fucking tried of people knowing how to find me on tumblr.
# of blogs: I HAVE A LOT OF BLOGS. they’re all #exclusive and #rare

shouts to thediaryofaagirl for tagging me.


No fact checker for this blurb that says I was with SNL in the 1970s.  They got me confused with Garrett Morris or Chevy.


No fact checker for this blurb that says I was with SNL in the 1970s. They got me confused with Garrett Morris or Chevy.


(Source: 7ae, via daryni)

hahaha this is so fucking ridiculous. Apparently new/adjunct professors can’t use blackboard, or see their rosters, and students can’t see their class schedules so brb nobody’s going to class today?

My account worked for a minute so I know where to go though.

Sympathies to all the students in the mandatory C-average curve classes that usually go hard from day 1. 


"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

(via ruinedchildhood)


this show is amazing

this scene was great

I wrote a few pages last night but the most important bit wasn’t saved and my computer shut off.


He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.

from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via 2cc48a)

(Source: coketalk, via sunnbather)